We are not royalty and we are not schizophrenic… what’s schizophrenic? – Ariel, age 5

I don’t want apple juice. I want orange juice. Orange juice is all they have at Grandma and Granpa’s house. It helps you grow. – Stephen, age 6

“Mommy, I hear something in the garage. I think Jesus just came back!” - Ariel, age 5

“Me got star!” – my 2 year old son, pointing out a freckle.

“Why is the man sitting on the potty?” – Rashelle, age 4, looking at a handicapped sign – contributed by Eden

Friday Fun Quotes are a regular feature here. Fun quotes from moms, dads and kids that just made you laugh at the time. Share yours by sending them in through the submission form.

“My mommy doesn’t like… eating poison” – on a worksheet my daughter filled out in preschool.

“You’ve ruined my life” – Sara, age 5. I understand this repeats in the teenage years. - contributed by Anna

Friday Fun Quotes are a regular feature here. Fun quotes from moms, dads and kids that just made you laugh at the time. Share yours by sending them in through the submission form.

“Football boring!” – my 2 year old, to his grandfather’s great disappointment

“Too hot!” – any time he doesn’t want to eat his food and it is anything other than cold.

Friday Fun Quotes are a regular feature here. Fun quotes from moms, dads and kids that just made you laugh at the time. Share yours by sending them in through the submission form.