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		<title>Friday Fun Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Me got star!&#8221; &#8211; my 2 year old son, pointing out a freckle.
&#8220;Why is the man sitting on the potty?&#8221; &#8211; Rashelle, age 4, looking at a handicapped sign &#8211; contributed by Eden
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<p>&#8220;Me got star!&#8221; &#8211; my 2 year old son, pointing out a freckle.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why is the man sitting on the potty?&#8221; &#8211; Rashelle, age 4, looking at a handicapped sign &#8211; <em>contributed by Eden</em></p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
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&#8220;My mommy doesn&#8217;t like&#8230; eating poison&#8221; &#8211; on a worksheet my daughter filled out in preschool.
&#8220;You&#8217;ve ruined my life&#8221; &#8211; Sara, age 5. I understand this repeats in the teenage years. - contributed by Anna
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<p>&#8220;My mommy doesn&#8217;t like&#8230; eating poison&#8221; &#8211; on a worksheet my daughter filled out in preschool.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve ruined my life&#8221; &#8211; Sara, age 5. I understand this repeats in the teenage years. <em>- contributed by Anna</em></p>
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		<title>Friday Fun Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Football boring!&#8221; &#8211; my 2 year old, to his grandfather&#8217;s great disappointment
&#8220;Too hot!&#8221; &#8211; any time he doesn&#8217;t want to eat his food and it is anything other than cold.
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<p>&#8220;Football boring!&#8221; &#8211; my 2 year old, to his grandfather&#8217;s great disappointment</p>
<p>&#8220;Too hot!&#8221; &#8211; any time he doesn&#8217;t want to eat his food and it is anything other than cold.</p>
<p>Friday Fun Quotes are a regular feature here. Fun quotes from moms, dads and kids that just made you laugh at the time. Share yours by sending them in through the <a href="http://www.in-mother-words.com/submit-story/">submission form</a>.</p>
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		<title>Friday Fun Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
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&#8220;I&#8217;m never going on that ride, never again! Never again except maybe one more time and after that never again!&#8221; &#8211; Sara, age 8 after riding the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland
&#8220;Look, there&#8217;s Dinner!&#8221; &#8211; Ariel, age 5, seeing Glinda the Good Witch on Wizard of Oz. Nothing can convince her the name is other [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m never going on that ride, never again! Never again except maybe one more time and after that never again!&#8221; &#8211; Sara, age 8 after riding the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, there&#8217;s Dinner!&#8221; &#8211; Ariel, age 5, seeing Glinda the Good Witch on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?ie=UTF8&#038;keywords=wizard%20of%20oz&#038;tag=homewiththeki-20&#038;index=na-video-us%3Advd&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Wizard of Oz</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=homewiththeki-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />. Nothing can convince her the name is other than &#8216;Dinner&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8220;I talk me on phone!&#8221; &#8211; Bryan, age 2</p>
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		<title>Here Kitty, Kitty!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
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My son is going through one of those phases. You know, the sort where it&#8217;s hard to get him to eat anything.
Last night was one of the really tough night. He wanted to play &#8216;kitty&#8217; all through dinner. So we finally gave in and let him eat from a bowl on [...]]]></description>
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<p>My son is going through one of those phases. You know, the sort where it&#8217;s hard to get him to eat anything.</p>
<p>Last night was one of the really tough night. He wanted to play &#8216;kitty&#8217; all through dinner. So we finally gave in and let him eat from a bowl on the floor.</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t say it worked perfectly but it did get about half his dinner down him.</p>
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		<title>Sunday Movie: Wii&#8217;s Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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