Super Duper Destruct-O Poop
contributed by Sam
It amazes me sometimes how much poop a toddler can produce. I thought I was off the hook the other morning after changing a particularly nasty diaper. No way that kid had more.
But of course he did. And it wasn’t just a regular poop. No, this was the Super Duper Destruct-O Poop. You know. Huge, spilling out of the diaper. Stomach turning scent. The works. We won’t discuss the number of wipes it took to clean his bottom off. I think the back yard hose would have been better if not for the fact that it’s winter.
Well, after turning various shades of green I did manage to get him cleaned up. My one consolation is that he cannot possibly do another one of those again today….
Can he????
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